WELCOME TO HOOLA ISLAND

BECOME A CITIZEN TODAY!

CA: COMING SOON

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HOOLA ISLAND PASSPORT 🇭🇴

ID: #69420666

Status:

🧱 Wall Builder Extraordinaire

Entry Date:

45 Trumpuary 2017

Donald "Wall King" Trump

Chief Border Architect

$8,700,000,000 💸

Quote:

"We're going to build a wall, and Hoola Island is going to pay for it!"

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About Me:

Professional deal maker, covfefe inventor, orange tan enthusiast. Making memes great again since 2016.

Perks & Benefits:

🎁 Gold-plated everything
🎁 Free covfefe for life
🎁 Huge vocabulary package
🎁 Twitter ban immunity

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OFFICIAL HOOLA ISLAND

PASSPORT AUTHORITY

🥥 ABOUT HOOLA ISLAND 🥥

🎭 THE MEME NATION

Welcome to Hoola Island, the world's first and only Meme Nation! 🇭🇴 Founded in 2024 by a group of professional internet trolls who got tired of regular countries being too... serious.

Here, we don't have boring stuff like "taxes" or "laws" - just unlimited memes, premium trolling licenses, and citizenship passports that make you 420% cooler! 😎

MEME ROYALTY

Official Troll Titles

TROPICAL VIBES

Beach & Memes

EPIC COMMUNITY

Certified Memers

MEME AWARDS

Daily Recognition

🚨 OFFICIAL DECLARATION 🚨

"We hereby declare Hoola Island as the supreme meme nation, where laughter is mandatory and boring people are politely asked to leave!" 🤣

- The Hoola Island Meme Council

🗺️ HOOLA ISLAND ROADMAP 🗺️

Our master plan for meme world domination! 🌎👑

✅ COMPLETED

Q1 2024

🚀 LAUNCH MEME NATION

Establish Hoola Island as the premier destination for professional memers

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🔥 IN PROGRESS

Q2 2024

⚔️ DECLARE WAR ON BORING

Official declaration of war against all boring projects and serious websites

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📅 COMING SOON

Q3 2024

🗳️ PRESIDENTIAL MEME ELECTION

Host the first-ever Meme Presidential Election with celebrity candidates

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🎯 PLANNED

Q4 2024

🌍 GLOBAL MEME DOMINATION

Expand Hoola Island influence to all major social media platforms

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💭 DREAMING

Q1 2025

🏆 MEME OLYMPICS

Host the first International Meme Olympics with gold medal trolling

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🚀 AMBITIOUS

Q2 2025

⭐ MEME SPACE PROGRAM

Launch the first memes into space because why not?

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🎪 "If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong!" 🎪

- Hoola Island Motto

🎭 CITIZENSHIP GALLERY 🎭

Meet our distinguished meme citizens! 👑

8 Total Citizens

Donald "Wall King" Trump

Chief Border Architect

🧱 Wall Builder Extraordinaire

$8,700,000,000

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Joe "Sleepy Joe" Biden

Chief Ice Cream Officer

🍦 Certified Ice Cream Connoisseur

$8,200,000

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Elon "Dogefather" Musk

Minister of Mars Affairs

🚀 Verified Supreme Memelord

$247,500,000,000

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Kim "Rocket Man" Jong-un

Supreme Meme Leader

💣 Glorious Meme General

$970,000,000

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Xi "Panda Emperor" Jinping

Honey Minister

🍯 Social Credit Supervisor

$1,500,000,000

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Vladimir "Bare-Chested Baller" Putin

Shirtless Horseback Minister

🐻 Eternal Meme President

$200,000,000,000

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Total Citizens

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Memes Created

24/7

Trolling Hours

100%

Fun Guaranteed

🚨 IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER 🚨

THIS SITE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY!

Hoola Island is a fictional meme nation created purely for laughs and giggles! 🤣 We have zero political affiliations and absolutely no intention of starting an actual country (though that would be pretty cool, ngl).

All characters, politicians, and celebrities featured are parody representations for comedic purposes only. We're just here to make memes, not political statements! 🎭

No real money, citizenship, or political power is involved. Your "Hoola Island passport" won't get you through airport security, but it will make you 420% cooler at parties! 🎉

MADE WITH LOVE & MEMES

"If you can't laugh at yourself, we'll do it for you!" - The Hoola Island Legal Department (which is just a guy named Bob with a law degree from YouTube University)